The Expendables
I first wanted to see The Expendables with my dad, thinking - what better way to celebrate life than watching Sly Stallone and a rag-tag crew battle bad guys in a third world country (because those sets are cheaper to build and probably easier to light ablaze). Also, I may or may not have a weird fascination with Jason Statham - why else would I have watched Crank 2: High Voltage?
The plot of The Expendables isn't hard to follow, unless you're listening to it out of Sly Stallone's mouth. Stuck in a weird permanent sneer, surrounded by slack skin only emphasized by overly waxed brows, I caught maybe every third word that came out of his mouth. But the dialogue was so predictable I didn't really need to hear it. Time has not been kind to Sly. His arms look like Madonna's (muscular), but watching him run down a dock to catch a plane (not a spoiler) looked like an awkward lope. Rambo he is not. Back to the plot: Sly's team gets hired by a "Mr. Church" (freaking Bruce Willis!!!!) to take out the ruler of a small island, Vilena. The General (played by Angel Batista from Dexter) was actually installed by the CIA, I think - again, from Sly's mouth - and is now stuck with an ex-CIA agent American douchebag who wants to sell cocaine. Surprise! But the real surprise is that this group of guys figured that out. Honestly, I almost fell out of my seat when I saw that they used a computer.
The characters are so simple it's ridiculous: no back story, no motivation. The only person whose soul we see is Mickey Rourke, as an ex-team member/incredifast tattoo artist/guitar hand-painter recounting why he got out of the game. He cries, and the drool on his lips as they awkwardly quiver around his words. Jet Li, an ultimate fighter and some other guys round out the crew, who all apparently majored in ammo and knives in a community college of death.
As far as the women go: there were two, and they both had names. Other than that, no dice. Instead they were the topic of awkward conversations about "love" or "feelings" - not that you could believe any of these men is keeping a woman. Did I mention Charisma Carpenter (Buffy! Angel! That ABC Family movie See Jane Date!) is Statham's ex-girlfriend? He comes home, finds her with another guy, sees her later with a bruise on her face and proceeds to kick the new guy's (and his entire pick-up basketball crew's) ass(es) ending with a great line, as he knifes the basketball: "Next time I'll deflate all of your balls."
For all the mocking, I loved The Expendables for making me laugh. It's probably way funnier than Going the Distance, which I almost went to instead. It was awesomely bad in the vein of Starship Troopers and SyFy movies. If only there had been a dragon kingpin...
9.07.2010
9.05.2010
Sunday, September 5
Pillars of the Earth
Bleak House
I have been heavily involved in these miniseries over the past two weeks. Sometimes it's good to get into something that is bigger than a movie but also has a stopping point. So when I heard about Pillars of the Earth, and that it was from Starz, I instantly checked Netflix to see if it was available to stream. I love the deal between Netflix and Starz that resulted in Starz Play, which allows users to stream not only movies that air on Starz, but also some Starz original programming, often on the same day it airs (like Spartacus: Blood and Sand). By the time I made it to Pillars of the Earth, based on the novel by Ken Follett (which I have not read), the miniseries follows multiple entangling storylines all relating back to the building of a cathedral in Kingsbridge. The series had some strong performances by the (in my opinion) typically imposing Ian McShane (as a corrupt church official with a penchant for self-abuse), old favorite Rufus Sewell (as an ambitious builder) and Sarah Parish, who I thought was wonderfully wicked as the deceitful Lady Hamleigh, ambitious and creepily involved with her son to boot. Personally I found it fun to see Matthew MacFadyen as the pious Prior Philip. A number of other relatively unknowns rounded out the cast. For an eight-part miniseries, Pillars of the Earth was enjoyable, full of political intrigue, secrets, romance of course, and plenty of fighting. I understand there are many differences from the book with the miniseries probably retaining a significantly shorter timelime to simplify the need to further artificially age actors, but not having read the book, I had only a wikipedia article to go off of.
Speaking of things I haven't read the source material for, I got suckered into Bleak House after Netflix pissed me off by having incorrectly labeled an episode of an entirely different miniseries (a problem they still haven't fixed! Bad Netflix), but the web page led me to Bleak House. I will admit, the idea of a saga with its center at an ongoing lawsuit didn't at first have me sold, but the glowing reviews made me feel like I had to give it a chance. And in the first few minutes when I saw Owen from Torchwood, aka Burn Gorman, I was in for the duration. A few of other well-known actors, such as Gillian Anderson and Carey Mulligan, were also in the large cast. The story contains all the hallmarks of a compelling miniseries - dubious parentage, debt, crooked lawyers, a lady with a secret, a good, pious young woman and a wealthy benefactor, along with a drizzling of would-be suitors, a nutty bird lady and a seedy landlord. Secrets, secret letters, secret affairs - it's all here in Bleak House, which is surprisingly not bleak as not even Dickens could manage a truly sad ending. Definitely worth the eight hours, despite a few annoying characters.
Bleak House
I have been heavily involved in these miniseries over the past two weeks. Sometimes it's good to get into something that is bigger than a movie but also has a stopping point. So when I heard about Pillars of the Earth, and that it was from Starz, I instantly checked Netflix to see if it was available to stream. I love the deal between Netflix and Starz that resulted in Starz Play, which allows users to stream not only movies that air on Starz, but also some Starz original programming, often on the same day it airs (like Spartacus: Blood and Sand). By the time I made it to Pillars of the Earth, based on the novel by Ken Follett (which I have not read), the miniseries follows multiple entangling storylines all relating back to the building of a cathedral in Kingsbridge. The series had some strong performances by the (in my opinion) typically imposing Ian McShane (as a corrupt church official with a penchant for self-abuse), old favorite Rufus Sewell (as an ambitious builder) and Sarah Parish, who I thought was wonderfully wicked as the deceitful Lady Hamleigh, ambitious and creepily involved with her son to boot. Personally I found it fun to see Matthew MacFadyen as the pious Prior Philip. A number of other relatively unknowns rounded out the cast. For an eight-part miniseries, Pillars of the Earth was enjoyable, full of political intrigue, secrets, romance of course, and plenty of fighting. I understand there are many differences from the book with the miniseries probably retaining a significantly shorter timelime to simplify the need to further artificially age actors, but not having read the book, I had only a wikipedia article to go off of.
Speaking of things I haven't read the source material for, I got suckered into Bleak House after Netflix pissed me off by having incorrectly labeled an episode of an entirely different miniseries (a problem they still haven't fixed! Bad Netflix), but the web page led me to Bleak House. I will admit, the idea of a saga with its center at an ongoing lawsuit didn't at first have me sold, but the glowing reviews made me feel like I had to give it a chance. And in the first few minutes when I saw Owen from Torchwood, aka Burn Gorman, I was in for the duration. A few of other well-known actors, such as Gillian Anderson and Carey Mulligan, were also in the large cast. The story contains all the hallmarks of a compelling miniseries - dubious parentage, debt, crooked lawyers, a lady with a secret, a good, pious young woman and a wealthy benefactor, along with a drizzling of would-be suitors, a nutty bird lady and a seedy landlord. Secrets, secret letters, secret affairs - it's all here in Bleak House, which is surprisingly not bleak as not even Dickens could manage a truly sad ending. Definitely worth the eight hours, despite a few annoying characters.
8.30.2010
Monday, August 30th
True Blood, 3:11
Mad Men, 4:6
The Informant!
True Blood, when will you realize that people watch you for three reasons, and none of them include Tara, Sam's origin story or Hotshot. It's Eric, Eric & Pam and Eric in a tank top. But moving on, with the finale (aka the last episode for months and months) two weeks and zero new episodes away, I can't understand why the show adds new characters and complications when the story lines already feel rushed. What's with Jason catching that V-taking quarterback? Is that important at all for next episode, or Sam's crazy shit? I've been saying it, and I stand by it, there's too much going on. But as far as this episode, I'm thrilled Jessica and Hoyt are back together. I am not a fan of Sam and Tara redux and even though I know they can't kill Eric and my dear sister has told me that older vampires burn faster, OMG @ Eric's burning face. Don't disappoint me next time, True Blood. Please.
Mad Men I thought was great this week. Talk about an origin story I'm okay with, Don Draper as a pushy fur salesman was brilliant, though he did have a kind of goofy, 30 Rock guest star look on his face. Also, only Don Draper could pick up someone over French Fries while he was blacked out drunk. Go, Don! But not really. Also, stop trying to sleep with the scientist; that is a mistake. Also, ease up on kissing the married office manager in a room full of people. However, I loved the victory lap that SPCD took around the table before the Life meeting. I didn't love drunk Don desperately searching for a slogan, though I think it's ironic that he used that guy's (aka Doyle from Gilmore Girls) "cure for the common________" line and has to hire him. Also, go Peggy making penis jokes at your obnoxious co-worker, but I'm not sure I like that you showed him your goodies. However, good work not sleeping with him, because when you sleep with someone in your office you end up pregnant. What ever happened to that baby, anyway? And, let's bring Ken Cosgrove back. Team Cosgrove, not Team Pete...do I even know his last name? Eh.
The Informant! was...overall good. It made me like Matt Damon as someone other than a super agent. His blissfully naive (I think) character was most enjoyable during his awkward, non-sequitur narration. And I love Joel McHale. And '90s fashion. I feel bad for not having more to say about it...but it was kind of a watch it and forget it kind of deal.
Mad Men, 4:6
The Informant!
True Blood, when will you realize that people watch you for three reasons, and none of them include Tara, Sam's origin story or Hotshot. It's Eric, Eric & Pam and Eric in a tank top. But moving on, with the finale (aka the last episode for months and months) two weeks and zero new episodes away, I can't understand why the show adds new characters and complications when the story lines already feel rushed. What's with Jason catching that V-taking quarterback? Is that important at all for next episode, or Sam's crazy shit? I've been saying it, and I stand by it, there's too much going on. But as far as this episode, I'm thrilled Jessica and Hoyt are back together. I am not a fan of Sam and Tara redux and even though I know they can't kill Eric and my dear sister has told me that older vampires burn faster, OMG @ Eric's burning face. Don't disappoint me next time, True Blood. Please.
Mad Men I thought was great this week. Talk about an origin story I'm okay with, Don Draper as a pushy fur salesman was brilliant, though he did have a kind of goofy, 30 Rock guest star look on his face. Also, only Don Draper could pick up someone over French Fries while he was blacked out drunk. Go, Don! But not really. Also, stop trying to sleep with the scientist; that is a mistake. Also, ease up on kissing the married office manager in a room full of people. However, I loved the victory lap that SPCD took around the table before the Life meeting. I didn't love drunk Don desperately searching for a slogan, though I think it's ironic that he used that guy's (aka Doyle from Gilmore Girls) "cure for the common________" line and has to hire him. Also, go Peggy making penis jokes at your obnoxious co-worker, but I'm not sure I like that you showed him your goodies. However, good work not sleeping with him, because when you sleep with someone in your office you end up pregnant. What ever happened to that baby, anyway? And, let's bring Ken Cosgrove back. Team Cosgrove, not Team Pete...do I even know his last name? Eh.
The Informant! was...overall good. It made me like Matt Damon as someone other than a super agent. His blissfully naive (I think) character was most enjoyable during his awkward, non-sequitur narration. And I love Joel McHale. And '90s fashion. I feel bad for not having more to say about it...but it was kind of a watch it and forget it kind of deal.
8.23.2010
Monday, August 23rd
My bad for being AWOL for three weeks. Personal victory has led to less time to type.
Iron Man 2
Weeds
Mad Men
True Blood
Wow, this is a long list.
Iron Man 2. Boy, I have to say I liked the first Iron Man. I enjoy the RDJ's charm, his rakish hair, his one finger of scotch away from disaster attitude. I was excited for his return to Tony Stark, and overall the film didn't disappoint. Was it at all believable? -- A particle accelerator in the basement? New element? Scarlett Johansson's nasty perm? No. But I mean, it's a man that flies around in an iron suit. So barring the many military secrets I'm not privy to, I think reality as a basis for review is kind of a waste of time. I love Mickey Rourke as Whiplash, his gold teeth, bird and remarkably skinny legs for being such a barrel on top. His little smirk didn't seem at all Russian (not that I know many Russians or exactly what I mean by that -- maybe it was his tan skin, remarkable considering how much time he was supposed to have spent behind bars and locked in a room building electric tentacles), but he was an enjoyable villain to watch, and the battles were fun and fast. My only complaint about Sam Rockwell, who plays a scheming prick in a suit so well, is that his neck and chin were obviously self-tanned, evident by his bright orange palms during the scene in the jet hanger. His nose, forehead and cheeks, however, were pale and haggard. But who cares, boy can rock a suit. As far as the choice to replace Terrence Howard with Don Cheadle, bravo. Cheadle brings a wink and a smirk to the straight-laced Rhodey, making him much more enjoyable. Also, his voice is above and beyond Howard's squeak, which I think is painful. And speaking of painful, boy some actresses can just keep going even though everyone seems to hate them but casting agents. I'm talking to you, Paltrow. Your Pepper Potts could be a weak character, or it's just your weak acting. I ban basically feel how eager you are to kick off those killer heels and go name more of your spawn for common fruit. The only thing good about her was that magic gizmo on her CEO desk. And even though I hated her hair, I thought ScarJo as the girl in spandex was okay. That's a compliment. Overall, enjoyable romp with some ideas you can think about if you want or toss aside like those delicious looking strawberries that only a character as lame as Pepper Potts could be allergic to.
Weeds, End of Season Five, 6:1
I had given up on Weeds. They left the suburbs, Nancy started getting spanked in limos - the only upgrade of season four was Silas. Whew. And I didn't even watch all of season five until I heard season six was gearing up. I thought, what the hell. I watched some late in the season episodes and was brought back in when Shane took a croquet mallet (not a stick) to the evil PR machine Pilar. Do I like Nancy? No. Is Shane a sociopath? Completely. The only people I can really root for are Andy (despite himself) and Silas, who has turned surprisingly level for a kid with such a horrible upbringing. I'm actually excited to see where the season goes. But when I compare now to then, I miss seasons one and two complete with Heylia, Conrad, Chris died for your sins and other things that made for good comedy. The move to the border town made this show a telenovela. Let's see if moving north can take it back to where it used to be.
Mad Men, 4:5
Oh, Sally. Cutting your hair, killing kittens (if you believe the e-mail), your character has always creeped me out, but it's been especially bad since Grandpa left...You are bringing the distinct possibility of Betty ordering a hit on Don, and if you mess with my Don...I will go Shane Botwin on you. But anyway, I enjoyed the politics of this episode brought on by the Honda account. Roger, WWII still fresh on his mind, is furious about the possible deal, while Pete (who showed some surprising backbone) is furious, as is most of the team, with Roger for basically ruining their shot. But how could that stop Don? Oh no. To screw over the competitors, he pretends to make a commercial (LOL at Peggy on a motorcycle) and effectively wins against that annoying guy who intruded on his date with the wife of the crazy Felowship of the Sun guy from True Blood. And while Don is great to look at, the guy makes a shit dinner date. All he does is smoke and not respond to earnest, if annoying, attempts to make him smile. Fail. Anyway, enjoyed the episode, love the humor in Don's secretary Mrs. Blankenship.
True Blood, 3:10
1. Bring back Alcide.
2. See above.
Anyway, this week was...jumbled to put it nicely. As it has been for much of the season, there is too much going on. We finally get read of the shifters in Louisiana, and we get the werepanthers. We get rid of Franklin, and poor Jason thinks it's a good time to say, Hey Tara, I know I just saved your life, but let's call it a wash because I kind of murdered your soulmate. Whoops. Tara's number has been up, she's annoying - her character gets into the worst situation, is perpetually pissed off, and I think the show could do better. And speaking of doing better, Sookie and Eric kiss! The world says, keep going. What does Eric do? Chains her up in the basement a la Lafayette (don't even get me started on his V time with Jesus - that was the biggest waste of time in the world). Unless their "powers" are going to play in the next episode, take ABC Family's advice and wait, mmmkay? And speaking of unnecessary, I really didn't need Sam's origin story of being a violent killer. I mean, where did that come from (girl from John Tucker Must Die!). Not the best of the season, but some good moments. I hope the finale is better.
Iron Man 2
Weeds
Mad Men
True Blood
Wow, this is a long list.
Iron Man 2. Boy, I have to say I liked the first Iron Man. I enjoy the RDJ's charm, his rakish hair, his one finger of scotch away from disaster attitude. I was excited for his return to Tony Stark, and overall the film didn't disappoint. Was it at all believable? -- A particle accelerator in the basement? New element? Scarlett Johansson's nasty perm? No. But I mean, it's a man that flies around in an iron suit. So barring the many military secrets I'm not privy to, I think reality as a basis for review is kind of a waste of time. I love Mickey Rourke as Whiplash, his gold teeth, bird and remarkably skinny legs for being such a barrel on top. His little smirk didn't seem at all Russian (not that I know many Russians or exactly what I mean by that -- maybe it was his tan skin, remarkable considering how much time he was supposed to have spent behind bars and locked in a room building electric tentacles), but he was an enjoyable villain to watch, and the battles were fun and fast. My only complaint about Sam Rockwell, who plays a scheming prick in a suit so well, is that his neck and chin were obviously self-tanned, evident by his bright orange palms during the scene in the jet hanger. His nose, forehead and cheeks, however, were pale and haggard. But who cares, boy can rock a suit. As far as the choice to replace Terrence Howard with Don Cheadle, bravo. Cheadle brings a wink and a smirk to the straight-laced Rhodey, making him much more enjoyable. Also, his voice is above and beyond Howard's squeak, which I think is painful. And speaking of painful, boy some actresses can just keep going even though everyone seems to hate them but casting agents. I'm talking to you, Paltrow. Your Pepper Potts could be a weak character, or it's just your weak acting. I ban basically feel how eager you are to kick off those killer heels and go name more of your spawn for common fruit. The only thing good about her was that magic gizmo on her CEO desk. And even though I hated her hair, I thought ScarJo as the girl in spandex was okay. That's a compliment. Overall, enjoyable romp with some ideas you can think about if you want or toss aside like those delicious looking strawberries that only a character as lame as Pepper Potts could be allergic to.
Weeds, End of Season Five, 6:1
I had given up on Weeds. They left the suburbs, Nancy started getting spanked in limos - the only upgrade of season four was Silas. Whew. And I didn't even watch all of season five until I heard season six was gearing up. I thought, what the hell. I watched some late in the season episodes and was brought back in when Shane took a croquet mallet (not a stick) to the evil PR machine Pilar. Do I like Nancy? No. Is Shane a sociopath? Completely. The only people I can really root for are Andy (despite himself) and Silas, who has turned surprisingly level for a kid with such a horrible upbringing. I'm actually excited to see where the season goes. But when I compare now to then, I miss seasons one and two complete with Heylia, Conrad, Chris died for your sins and other things that made for good comedy. The move to the border town made this show a telenovela. Let's see if moving north can take it back to where it used to be.
Mad Men, 4:5
Oh, Sally. Cutting your hair, killing kittens (if you believe the e-mail), your character has always creeped me out, but it's been especially bad since Grandpa left...You are bringing the distinct possibility of Betty ordering a hit on Don, and if you mess with my Don...I will go Shane Botwin on you. But anyway, I enjoyed the politics of this episode brought on by the Honda account. Roger, WWII still fresh on his mind, is furious about the possible deal, while Pete (who showed some surprising backbone) is furious, as is most of the team, with Roger for basically ruining their shot. But how could that stop Don? Oh no. To screw over the competitors, he pretends to make a commercial (LOL at Peggy on a motorcycle) and effectively wins against that annoying guy who intruded on his date with the wife of the crazy Felowship of the Sun guy from True Blood. And while Don is great to look at, the guy makes a shit dinner date. All he does is smoke and not respond to earnest, if annoying, attempts to make him smile. Fail. Anyway, enjoyed the episode, love the humor in Don's secretary Mrs. Blankenship.
True Blood, 3:10
1. Bring back Alcide.
2. See above.
Anyway, this week was...jumbled to put it nicely. As it has been for much of the season, there is too much going on. We finally get read of the shifters in Louisiana, and we get the werepanthers. We get rid of Franklin, and poor Jason thinks it's a good time to say, Hey Tara, I know I just saved your life, but let's call it a wash because I kind of murdered your soulmate. Whoops. Tara's number has been up, she's annoying - her character gets into the worst situation, is perpetually pissed off, and I think the show could do better. And speaking of doing better, Sookie and Eric kiss! The world says, keep going. What does Eric do? Chains her up in the basement a la Lafayette (don't even get me started on his V time with Jesus - that was the biggest waste of time in the world). Unless their "powers" are going to play in the next episode, take ABC Family's advice and wait, mmmkay? And speaking of unnecessary, I really didn't need Sam's origin story of being a violent killer. I mean, where did that come from (girl from John Tucker Must Die!). Not the best of the season, but some good moments. I hope the finale is better.
8.02.2010
Monday, August 2nd
True Blood
Mad Men
Shark Week - Ultimate Air Jaws
True Blood this week got good. I can feel that post-halfway-point crescendo building, and it sounds beautiful! I love Sam on a mission, saving his brother and freeing dogs- I just wished he'd let Joe Lee have it. I have to confess I'm a little afraid of Hoyt's one-date girlfriend Summer, though I really wanted biscuits during her scene. I keep wondering if he and Jessica will get back together. And where was Jessica this episode? If they do get back together, I'm pretty sure Summer will go Fellowship of the Sun on Jessica, or try to anyway. Seems possible. On the other side of possible, Sookie's journey to fae land was a little weird. It looked like a parody of Grecian nymphs. I thought it was an interesting way to expose Sookie's family lineage, or to hint at the "mystery" as it were, but the scene was a little weird to me. I thought Jason was great in the hospital, worrying about Sookie, and it's adorable when Jason is in "love" -- but I know things are going to get dangerous with him sniffing around Hotshot. Speaking of dangerous, poor Magister. I love the Eric-Sophie-Anne-Russell Edington madness that's happening. I used to think Eric was ruthless until we met the King of Mississippi - quite the sociovampath. I'm ready for True Blood to get super crazy, and it's on its way!
Mad Men makes my Sundays, and this Sunday was no different. However, Don Draper, shame on you for sleeping with your secretary, trying to seduce your neighbor and being so drunk you can't unlock your door. I like office parties on shows, and this was no exception, especially since it brought the Christmas spirit to August -- Joan really did look like a gift in her awesome red dress. Roger has had some killer lines so far this season, and I realized I only like him when he's being funny/not around his awful wife, Jane, who kind of got minigroped by the honored guest at that party. I would say the disappointment of last night's show was the reappearance of Glen, aka the creepy boy who watched Betty pee. The only thing creepier than him vandalizing the house is how happy Sally was that he did it. That kid freaks me out -- more than most kids. Can't wait for more, Mad Men.
Shark Week is one of my most anticipated weeks of the year. In the past, some of the gimmicks have started to run a little flat -- here's looking at you computer generated prehistoric sharks. But this week's appetizer, Ultimate Air Jaws, failed to wow. Oh wow, two Seal Islands. Oh wow, sharks jump out of the water. Oh wow, sharks have to work up to being able to take out a seal mid-air. Old news, Shark Week. I mean, it's still awesome to see great whites jump like that, but I just -- it felt a little stale. Then crazy host man decides to get into a kayak smaller than some of the sharks swimming around him because there generally aren't shark attacks in the area -- until four days after they filmed! What?!? I just hope the rest of Shark Week is a little better. I don't like shitty reenactments of attacks. Taking my viewership for granted would be .... jumping the shark.
Mad Men
Shark Week - Ultimate Air Jaws
True Blood this week got good. I can feel that post-halfway-point crescendo building, and it sounds beautiful! I love Sam on a mission, saving his brother and freeing dogs- I just wished he'd let Joe Lee have it. I have to confess I'm a little afraid of Hoyt's one-date girlfriend Summer, though I really wanted biscuits during her scene. I keep wondering if he and Jessica will get back together. And where was Jessica this episode? If they do get back together, I'm pretty sure Summer will go Fellowship of the Sun on Jessica, or try to anyway. Seems possible. On the other side of possible, Sookie's journey to fae land was a little weird. It looked like a parody of Grecian nymphs. I thought it was an interesting way to expose Sookie's family lineage, or to hint at the "mystery" as it were, but the scene was a little weird to me. I thought Jason was great in the hospital, worrying about Sookie, and it's adorable when Jason is in "love" -- but I know things are going to get dangerous with him sniffing around Hotshot. Speaking of dangerous, poor Magister. I love the Eric-Sophie-Anne-Russell Edington madness that's happening. I used to think Eric was ruthless until we met the King of Mississippi - quite the sociovampath. I'm ready for True Blood to get super crazy, and it's on its way!
Mad Men makes my Sundays, and this Sunday was no different. However, Don Draper, shame on you for sleeping with your secretary, trying to seduce your neighbor and being so drunk you can't unlock your door. I like office parties on shows, and this was no exception, especially since it brought the Christmas spirit to August -- Joan really did look like a gift in her awesome red dress. Roger has had some killer lines so far this season, and I realized I only like him when he's being funny/not around his awful wife, Jane, who kind of got minigroped by the honored guest at that party. I would say the disappointment of last night's show was the reappearance of Glen, aka the creepy boy who watched Betty pee. The only thing creepier than him vandalizing the house is how happy Sally was that he did it. That kid freaks me out -- more than most kids. Can't wait for more, Mad Men.
Shark Week is one of my most anticipated weeks of the year. In the past, some of the gimmicks have started to run a little flat -- here's looking at you computer generated prehistoric sharks. But this week's appetizer, Ultimate Air Jaws, failed to wow. Oh wow, two Seal Islands. Oh wow, sharks jump out of the water. Oh wow, sharks have to work up to being able to take out a seal mid-air. Old news, Shark Week. I mean, it's still awesome to see great whites jump like that, but I just -- it felt a little stale. Then crazy host man decides to get into a kayak smaller than some of the sharks swimming around him because there generally aren't shark attacks in the area -- until four days after they filmed! What?!? I just hope the rest of Shark Week is a little better. I don't like shitty reenactments of attacks. Taking my viewership for granted would be .... jumping the shark.
7.27.2010
Tuesday, 6/28
Mary and Max
IT Crowd Series Four
Mary and Max is without a doubt the best animated film I've watched this year. The claymation between the two landscapes, Max in New York, Mary in Australia, were beautiful and every scene was so full of texture and detail. It looked amazing, and the writing was even better. The two pen pals exchange letter after letter, revealing so much about their daily lives and quirks. Mary's home life is a bit of a nightmare. Max only has a life inside his apartment and at Overeaters Anonymous. But they have each other's letters, and the friendship between Mary and Max is just plain wonderful. The ebbs and flows in their letters are punctuated by really lovely music by The Penguin Cafe Orchestra. I don't have much else to say other than it's such an amazing story about friendship that will get you by the end.
The only thing I didn't like about this season of The IT Crowd is that Moss' afro was a little less orderly and side parted than usual. It's full of the usually unusual shenanigans, and I loved it all. Roy's fear of balloons, Moss' walk on the wild side, Jen's sudden exclusion from meetings that may or may not have turned into orgies. Roy's Sea Parks made of mashed potatoes. Not being able to relax if you think someone might play Norah Jones. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
The new series isn't really out in the US yet, but series 1-3 can be streamed on Netflix Instant, so do it!
IT Crowd Series Four
Mary and Max is without a doubt the best animated film I've watched this year. The claymation between the two landscapes, Max in New York, Mary in Australia, were beautiful and every scene was so full of texture and detail. It looked amazing, and the writing was even better. The two pen pals exchange letter after letter, revealing so much about their daily lives and quirks. Mary's home life is a bit of a nightmare. Max only has a life inside his apartment and at Overeaters Anonymous. But they have each other's letters, and the friendship between Mary and Max is just plain wonderful. The ebbs and flows in their letters are punctuated by really lovely music by The Penguin Cafe Orchestra. I don't have much else to say other than it's such an amazing story about friendship that will get you by the end.
The only thing I didn't like about this season of The IT Crowd is that Moss' afro was a little less orderly and side parted than usual. It's full of the usually unusual shenanigans, and I loved it all. Roy's fear of balloons, Moss' walk on the wild side, Jen's sudden exclusion from meetings that may or may not have turned into orgies. Roy's Sea Parks made of mashed potatoes. Not being able to relax if you think someone might play Norah Jones. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
The new series isn't really out in the US yet, but series 1-3 can be streamed on Netflix Instant, so do it!
7.26.2010
Monday, July 26
Mad Men, Season Four Premiere
La Belle Personne
True Blood
Oh, Mad Men. It's been three years, now a fourth, and I'm still in love with you--- and Don in that delicious red sweater.
Anyway, I had pre-listened to the opening minutes of the show, Don's interview with Ad Age, on NPR, and I mean just hearing his voice I could have totally wrecked my car. But I liked the opening, and I liked the ending because I feel like I never really know what Don thinks, and I think watching the two interviews show how Don likes to play it. I'm very excited to see how SCDP progresses throughout the season. Also, I love seeing that guy from Jack and Bobby and The Deep End in Peggy's office. Who was that man with her when she went to solve the ham mishap though? Not sure. I didn't love that plot, but I'm glad to see they finally did something better with Peggy's hair. Maybe she'll get some good plots this season. I'm already annoyed by Betty in the way I'm annoyed by her in other seasons. Not to say I don't like her, but her ice queen demeanor and way with the children (I smell an eating disorder for the daughter!) just don't make her a character whose time I wait for on screen. I feel like it's going to be an interesting, Don-slapping season (!).
La Belle Personne is a Christopher Honore film (Les chansons d'amour, Ma Mere) featuring the tres chic Louis Garrel, again, and pleasantly Gregoire Laprince-Ringuet (both in Les chansons d'amour) and Lea Seydoux (supposedly a contender to play Lisbeth Salander in the upcoming version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo). The film is -- well, I think as a non-French speaker having to rely on subtitles early in this film is a disadvantage. Junie (Lea Seydoux) transfers to her cousin's high school after the death of her mother and meets his friends, who are all screwing each other somehow, and I didn't catch the tangled web, so later on some of the character's motivations were a little confusing. Anyway, Junie starts to date Otto (Laprince-Ringuet), a sweet, sincere, earnest (boring) kid who she plays hot and cold. Not that we really know why, other than she seems to be resisting a romantic interest in her Italian teacher, Nemours (Garrel). Subplots, baguettes and confusion follow. Although I didn't always love this film and never understood all the characters' motivations, I like Honore's films, if for no other reason than the people are beautiful, the mise-en-scene lovely and there's sometimes singing, in this case, at the end, a song by Otto reminiscent of his character in Les chansons d'amour. Lovely if a little empty seeming.
True Blood -- it's back, baby. I love manipulative Eric. I was terrified by Tara's moment with Franklin, but girl can wield a mace. Sookie gets on my nerves when she puts on that I love Bill face. I do love Grant Bowler's werewolf, Coot (better, I'll steal it for ya!). I have nothing against seeing a little Alcide booty post-change. I can't wait for Lorena to die, assuming she does, and Bill is just sooo not what he was season one. Jesus and Lafayette...we'll see. I don't think it's over. Good for Jessica, feeding on that old bitch. And my boss was totally right, the Pickens are dogfighting lowlives.
This episode picked up some, and I really enjoyed this week's 57 minutes. Once again, looking forward to the next one.
La Belle Personne
True Blood
Oh, Mad Men. It's been three years, now a fourth, and I'm still in love with you--- and Don in that delicious red sweater.
Anyway, I had pre-listened to the opening minutes of the show, Don's interview with Ad Age, on NPR, and I mean just hearing his voice I could have totally wrecked my car. But I liked the opening, and I liked the ending because I feel like I never really know what Don thinks, and I think watching the two interviews show how Don likes to play it. I'm very excited to see how SCDP progresses throughout the season. Also, I love seeing that guy from Jack and Bobby and The Deep End in Peggy's office. Who was that man with her when she went to solve the ham mishap though? Not sure. I didn't love that plot, but I'm glad to see they finally did something better with Peggy's hair. Maybe she'll get some good plots this season. I'm already annoyed by Betty in the way I'm annoyed by her in other seasons. Not to say I don't like her, but her ice queen demeanor and way with the children (I smell an eating disorder for the daughter!) just don't make her a character whose time I wait for on screen. I feel like it's going to be an interesting, Don-slapping season (!).
La Belle Personne is a Christopher Honore film (Les chansons d'amour, Ma Mere) featuring the tres chic Louis Garrel, again, and pleasantly Gregoire Laprince-Ringuet (both in Les chansons d'amour) and Lea Seydoux (supposedly a contender to play Lisbeth Salander in the upcoming version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo). The film is -- well, I think as a non-French speaker having to rely on subtitles early in this film is a disadvantage. Junie (Lea Seydoux) transfers to her cousin's high school after the death of her mother and meets his friends, who are all screwing each other somehow, and I didn't catch the tangled web, so later on some of the character's motivations were a little confusing. Anyway, Junie starts to date Otto (Laprince-Ringuet), a sweet, sincere, earnest (boring) kid who she plays hot and cold. Not that we really know why, other than she seems to be resisting a romantic interest in her Italian teacher, Nemours (Garrel). Subplots, baguettes and confusion follow. Although I didn't always love this film and never understood all the characters' motivations, I like Honore's films, if for no other reason than the people are beautiful, the mise-en-scene lovely and there's sometimes singing, in this case, at the end, a song by Otto reminiscent of his character in Les chansons d'amour. Lovely if a little empty seeming.
True Blood -- it's back, baby. I love manipulative Eric. I was terrified by Tara's moment with Franklin, but girl can wield a mace. Sookie gets on my nerves when she puts on that I love Bill face. I do love Grant Bowler's werewolf, Coot (better, I'll steal it for ya!). I have nothing against seeing a little Alcide booty post-change. I can't wait for Lorena to die, assuming she does, and Bill is just sooo not what he was season one. Jesus and Lafayette...we'll see. I don't think it's over. Good for Jessica, feeding on that old bitch. And my boss was totally right, the Pickens are dogfighting lowlives.
This episode picked up some, and I really enjoyed this week's 57 minutes. Once again, looking forward to the next one.
7.24.2010
Friday, July 23
Bones
The Client List
A Single Man
Getting very close to the end of Bones online streaming, becoming more anxious about my future. Even though this show is the same every time, with the state of the body and cause of death being different, I still find it entertaining and enjoy the chemistry between the characters. Still loving Emily Deschanel as Bones, her quirks and of course her accent. Love.
The Client List is just the latest in a long string of Lifetime movies I have watched knowing it will be awful but keeping with it anyway Jennifer Love Hewitt was once great -- I'm thinking of Heartbreakers, which I still drop everything and watch when it's on TBS. But now, in this movie, as a former Texas Beauty Queen with a shitty spray tan and an amount of make-up that makes drag queens look natural - not to mention the fucking awful accent - she's just looking for a paycheck, hahahaha. Desperately needing money, she applies for work at a health spa as a massage therapist -- because she just so happens to have her license! Wow, what an amazing coincidence. Now, I respect legit massage therapists. Sometimes after finals my mom would get me a massage with her main man, Kenneth, whose hands are more magic than Harry Potter, but this place was called Kind Touch, and to me that just screams happy ending. Of course, it's more than a tugger after a hot stone on the back at Kind Touch, it's all out prostitution, and well, she does it for her family. It's really embarrassing to watch her talk to these men, wear these outfits and throw up on the way home. And she's really irresponsible with the money she earns, buying a lot of useless shit instead of keeping it for a rainy day/saving it so she gets to quit being a prostitute. I would say I can't believe I watched this, but let's face it, I totally can.
A Single Man, Tom Ford's directorial debut, has a very simple story. Colin Firth, amazing as always, still has trouble making it through the day long after his long-time lover (the always beautiful Matthew Goode) died in a car accident. And of course all of this is placed in the 1960s and all of the politics that includes - bomb shelters! passive aggressive homophobia from the neighbors! As a film student I'm pretty desensitized to obvious moves like jump cuts and flashbacks, but even some of these jump cuts were super jumpy. But that's not what took me out of the magic of the movie. It was the color temperature. Oh my god, did anyone watch this to approve final cut? The graying of Firth's character occasionally I understand, it's a "statement" or something. But sometimes the reds were so blinding, Nicholaus Hoult's lips so freakishly pink, that I just couldn't handle it It made Firth look like he suffered from Rosacea. Other than that, I thought it was very enjoyable, especially Julianne Moore's aging London princess in a perpetual pity party with amazing eyeliner and hair. Still though, I feel like I never got a handle for Firth's character, though I think it was a problem with the material, not him. He was at once indulgent and standoffish, incredibly inconsistent, which was confusing as far as motive goes. I don't know - maybe it's me. But for a first go around the track, I thought A Single Man was a pretty good film.
The Client List
A Single Man
Getting very close to the end of Bones online streaming, becoming more anxious about my future. Even though this show is the same every time, with the state of the body and cause of death being different, I still find it entertaining and enjoy the chemistry between the characters. Still loving Emily Deschanel as Bones, her quirks and of course her accent. Love.
The Client List is just the latest in a long string of Lifetime movies I have watched knowing it will be awful but keeping with it anyway Jennifer Love Hewitt was once great -- I'm thinking of Heartbreakers, which I still drop everything and watch when it's on TBS. But now, in this movie, as a former Texas Beauty Queen with a shitty spray tan and an amount of make-up that makes drag queens look natural - not to mention the fucking awful accent - she's just looking for a paycheck, hahahaha. Desperately needing money, she applies for work at a health spa as a massage therapist -- because she just so happens to have her license! Wow, what an amazing coincidence. Now, I respect legit massage therapists. Sometimes after finals my mom would get me a massage with her main man, Kenneth, whose hands are more magic than Harry Potter, but this place was called Kind Touch, and to me that just screams happy ending. Of course, it's more than a tugger after a hot stone on the back at Kind Touch, it's all out prostitution, and well, she does it for her family. It's really embarrassing to watch her talk to these men, wear these outfits and throw up on the way home. And she's really irresponsible with the money she earns, buying a lot of useless shit instead of keeping it for a rainy day/saving it so she gets to quit being a prostitute. I would say I can't believe I watched this, but let's face it, I totally can.
A Single Man, Tom Ford's directorial debut, has a very simple story. Colin Firth, amazing as always, still has trouble making it through the day long after his long-time lover (the always beautiful Matthew Goode) died in a car accident. And of course all of this is placed in the 1960s and all of the politics that includes - bomb shelters! passive aggressive homophobia from the neighbors! As a film student I'm pretty desensitized to obvious moves like jump cuts and flashbacks, but even some of these jump cuts were super jumpy. But that's not what took me out of the magic of the movie. It was the color temperature. Oh my god, did anyone watch this to approve final cut? The graying of Firth's character occasionally I understand, it's a "statement" or something. But sometimes the reds were so blinding, Nicholaus Hoult's lips so freakishly pink, that I just couldn't handle it It made Firth look like he suffered from Rosacea. Other than that, I thought it was very enjoyable, especially Julianne Moore's aging London princess in a perpetual pity party with amazing eyeliner and hair. Still though, I feel like I never got a handle for Firth's character, though I think it was a problem with the material, not him. He was at once indulgent and standoffish, incredibly inconsistent, which was confusing as far as motive goes. I don't know - maybe it's me. But for a first go around the track, I thought A Single Man was a pretty good film.
7.19.2010
Monday, July 19
Bones, Season Four
True Blood
Beauty and the Beast
Oh man, I am freaking out that this is the last season of Bones available to stream (right now). It's mostly more of the same, but Dr. Addy (no longer on the staff, but I won't tell you why just in case you want to watch it) is being replaced on a rotating basis by an assortment of doctors and interns. Really though, for me and the show, we want Dr. Addy and his hilarious antics with Dr. Hodgins back. I do like to see Sam Weir from Freaks and Geeks back on TV as Dr. Sweets, a therapist studying Booth and Bones. It's kind of cute, kind of annoying sometimes. Overall, enjoying season four, especially Booth and Bones undercover in a circus as a knife throwing act!
True Blood. Well, this week's episode was much improved over last. At first I really hated Franklin and his creepiness. This episode he was so completely unhinged and emo it was hilarious. "I feel like I just got staked." Lolz. And of course I am a big fan of any screen time Eric gets, and seeing some of his history as it relates to King Russell is interesting. Jessica and Sam's little brother better not do anything other than flirt quietly, and I can't wait to know what's going on with the family (Sam's). The dad is abusive, obvs, but how? I don't know yet, but at least after this week's episode I'm looking forward to next week's, which is more than I can say for earlier episodes in the season.
TCM showed Jean Cocteau's 1946 Beauty and the Beast last night -- introduced by John Lithgow! I have of course seen it before, but I'm a sucker for moving household objects, and this doom and gloom version, though dated and subpar compared to today's technology, is still lovely and beautiful and haunting. Though I will say I could always use a rousing rendition of "Gaston", ala the Disney version.
True Blood
Beauty and the Beast
Oh man, I am freaking out that this is the last season of Bones available to stream (right now). It's mostly more of the same, but Dr. Addy (no longer on the staff, but I won't tell you why just in case you want to watch it) is being replaced on a rotating basis by an assortment of doctors and interns. Really though, for me and the show, we want Dr. Addy and his hilarious antics with Dr. Hodgins back. I do like to see Sam Weir from Freaks and Geeks back on TV as Dr. Sweets, a therapist studying Booth and Bones. It's kind of cute, kind of annoying sometimes. Overall, enjoying season four, especially Booth and Bones undercover in a circus as a knife throwing act!
True Blood. Well, this week's episode was much improved over last. At first I really hated Franklin and his creepiness. This episode he was so completely unhinged and emo it was hilarious. "I feel like I just got staked." Lolz. And of course I am a big fan of any screen time Eric gets, and seeing some of his history as it relates to King Russell is interesting. Jessica and Sam's little brother better not do anything other than flirt quietly, and I can't wait to know what's going on with the family (Sam's). The dad is abusive, obvs, but how? I don't know yet, but at least after this week's episode I'm looking forward to next week's, which is more than I can say for earlier episodes in the season.
TCM showed Jean Cocteau's 1946 Beauty and the Beast last night -- introduced by John Lithgow! I have of course seen it before, but I'm a sucker for moving household objects, and this doom and gloom version, though dated and subpar compared to today's technology, is still lovely and beautiful and haunting. Though I will say I could always use a rousing rendition of "Gaston", ala the Disney version.
7.17.2010
Saturday, July 17
Inception
Bones, Season Three
I will not say that Christopher Nolan's Inception just saved movies.
However, as far as the summer box office goes, it will (hopefully) prove to be a much needed lifejacket. There have been a lot of box office disappointments over the past few months (Carrie, I'm looking at you -- well, you and that green ogre whose movies I don't care for). Inception isn't overly cerebral like many of Nolan's films are perceived. Inception is actually pretty straightforward. It's about penetrating dreams to find information. However, the blend of action and brain stimulation is beautifully crafted, and I don't think there is a single scene that wasn't a tiny eyegasm - here's looking at you Joseph Gordon-Levitt, as you float around in a gravity-less space kicking ass and working to save your team -- and your adorable butt and really great vest.
Really, the cast was top notch, great form. Tom Hardy, who was a familiar in an I can't place you kind of wave, was witty and charming (and from Meadowlands!). Cillian Murphy was just too trusting behind his heavily hooded eyes, and I always enjoy Ken Watanabe - he's absolute magic in any film. My real concern was Ellen Page playing outside her well-known acting space as quirky (Hard Candy notwithstanding). I admit to being very pleasantly surprised with her performance - not annoying or overly pushy as the character could have easily gone, in my view. My only regret about the cast is Leo DiCaprio - not for his performance in this film, but - for me - the general character that echoed of his character in Shutter Island. Overall though, brilliant. Jo-Go has a voice like milk chocolate as he explains he wonderfully complicated but not world he and team create and inhabit.
It's rare that a movie makes me so excited I have jitters when I walk out. It looks like I've taken a five hour energy. I shake a little, my hands clench and unclench, and I look around a little manic - I probably look a little like a meth head. The last time I felt this was after The Dark Knight (which I also saw on an IMAX screen -- maybe there's a connection?). Best movie ever? Not necessarily. Best movie of the year? I've seen some good ones but it's definitely top three, especially considering how well-blended the genres were. It's an action movie with some heart and head and not completely predictable dialogue. Saving the summer box office? Well I'm seeing it again (probably a matinee though -- so I'm throwing like $24 bucks at it, and I recommend you do the same.
Bones has been taking over my life, along with trying to make my cat like me. Nothing new to say other than the Widow's Son Killer is creepy, and I really hate Bones' fugitive family.
Bones, Season Three
I will not say that Christopher Nolan's Inception just saved movies.
However, as far as the summer box office goes, it will (hopefully) prove to be a much needed lifejacket. There have been a lot of box office disappointments over the past few months (Carrie, I'm looking at you -- well, you and that green ogre whose movies I don't care for). Inception isn't overly cerebral like many of Nolan's films are perceived. Inception is actually pretty straightforward. It's about penetrating dreams to find information. However, the blend of action and brain stimulation is beautifully crafted, and I don't think there is a single scene that wasn't a tiny eyegasm - here's looking at you Joseph Gordon-Levitt, as you float around in a gravity-less space kicking ass and working to save your team -- and your adorable butt and really great vest.
Really, the cast was top notch, great form. Tom Hardy, who was a familiar in an I can't place you kind of wave, was witty and charming (and from Meadowlands!). Cillian Murphy was just too trusting behind his heavily hooded eyes, and I always enjoy Ken Watanabe - he's absolute magic in any film. My real concern was Ellen Page playing outside her well-known acting space as quirky (Hard Candy notwithstanding). I admit to being very pleasantly surprised with her performance - not annoying or overly pushy as the character could have easily gone, in my view. My only regret about the cast is Leo DiCaprio - not for his performance in this film, but - for me - the general character that echoed of his character in Shutter Island. Overall though, brilliant. Jo-Go has a voice like milk chocolate as he explains he wonderfully complicated but not world he and team create and inhabit.
It's rare that a movie makes me so excited I have jitters when I walk out. It looks like I've taken a five hour energy. I shake a little, my hands clench and unclench, and I look around a little manic - I probably look a little like a meth head. The last time I felt this was after The Dark Knight (which I also saw on an IMAX screen -- maybe there's a connection?). Best movie ever? Not necessarily. Best movie of the year? I've seen some good ones but it's definitely top three, especially considering how well-blended the genres were. It's an action movie with some heart and head and not completely predictable dialogue. Saving the summer box office? Well I'm seeing it again (probably a matinee though -- so I'm throwing like $24 bucks at it, and I recommend you do the same.
Bones has been taking over my life, along with trying to make my cat like me. Nothing new to say other than the Widow's Son Killer is creepy, and I really hate Bones' fugitive family.
7.12.2010
Monday, July 12
Bones
True Blood
River Monsters
I have finished the first season of Bones! What an accomplishment? Yeah, I do feel proud, although, like any other crime shows, some of the plots seem completely ludicrous, including the whole thing about her parents. Of course someone so smart and emotionally distant has abandonment issues. Eye roll. Also, for someone who seems to care so much about bones, she has nice curled hair and I'm dying to know what kind of eye makeup she was rocking in one of the later episodes of the season. Anyway, Definitely recommend the show for people with spare time and a soft spot for procedural crime dramas. Bones (Dr. Brennan) really is surprisingly compelling. However, having watched the first episode of season two, I hate the new character they brought on as head of forensics. She wasn't there before, as far as I can tell the job is new/made-up, and I hate petty workplace dramas. It's why I work where I do...well, that and a multiplying amount of "No"s from other places....
True Blood sucks this season. I'm going to say it. There were two good moments last night - the Sookie/Eric dream and Eric saying "brother cousins"-- and that's all. They are taking 54 minutes to tell about 15 worth of story. Sam, your parents/new family are annoying scammers who I still think are going to eat you and grill you behind their van. Tara, I wish your character would die. You are useless. All you do is get involved with creepy guys and screw over Sookie while under their influences. Bill....seriously? I get you are protecting Sookie and maybe you have to be drinking stripper blood and shit, but you are looking rough and wrinkled. Not the Bill I remember from Season One. You have fallen on my True Blood Sex Bracket. Much more of this and I'll be putting your name below Terry's. Sookie...you looked like goth trash last night, and god help me I thought it was hilarious. Eric, you are the only good part of the show. You and Pam. You and Pam and Lafayette.
Dude, River Monsters convinces me even more that I never want to swim in a non-pool environment again.
True Blood
River Monsters
I have finished the first season of Bones! What an accomplishment? Yeah, I do feel proud, although, like any other crime shows, some of the plots seem completely ludicrous, including the whole thing about her parents. Of course someone so smart and emotionally distant has abandonment issues. Eye roll. Also, for someone who seems to care so much about bones, she has nice curled hair and I'm dying to know what kind of eye makeup she was rocking in one of the later episodes of the season. Anyway, Definitely recommend the show for people with spare time and a soft spot for procedural crime dramas. Bones (Dr. Brennan) really is surprisingly compelling. However, having watched the first episode of season two, I hate the new character they brought on as head of forensics. She wasn't there before, as far as I can tell the job is new/made-up, and I hate petty workplace dramas. It's why I work where I do...well, that and a multiplying amount of "No"s from other places....
True Blood sucks this season. I'm going to say it. There were two good moments last night - the Sookie/Eric dream and Eric saying "brother cousins"-- and that's all. They are taking 54 minutes to tell about 15 worth of story. Sam, your parents/new family are annoying scammers who I still think are going to eat you and grill you behind their van. Tara, I wish your character would die. You are useless. All you do is get involved with creepy guys and screw over Sookie while under their influences. Bill....seriously? I get you are protecting Sookie and maybe you have to be drinking stripper blood and shit, but you are looking rough and wrinkled. Not the Bill I remember from Season One. You have fallen on my True Blood Sex Bracket. Much more of this and I'll be putting your name below Terry's. Sookie...you looked like goth trash last night, and god help me I thought it was hilarious. Eric, you are the only good part of the show. You and Pam. You and Pam and Lafayette.
Dude, River Monsters convinces me even more that I never want to swim in a non-pool environment again.
7.10.2010
Saturday, 7/10
Coach
Bones
I actually watched Coach a few days ago...Thursday? Yeah, Thursday, when it arrived from Netflix. I'll own up and say the only reason I got it is because I really like Hugh Dancy. It was a pretty subpar movie about a trust fund guy who coaches a youth soccer team and meets a nice doctor. Yawn. Not even Hugh's charm could save this overall snooze with a side plot about absentee/hard-working dad and his son.
I started watching Bones...Tuesday, Wednesday? When a friend of mine told me a friend of his was in one episode I've been magnetized since, mostly because I am completely fascinated with the Deschanel accent. I know Zoe has it to, but she doesn't have a 4+ season show available to stream from Netflix, and she is too cutesy. Sometimes the supporting characters can be a little annoying - they're not super developed - and I'm not completely sold on David Boreanaz post-Buffy, but the combo of science and wit is really enjoyable for a straightforward procedural drama, and I'm not worried about my love of those until I pick up NCIS or any Law and Order. Please stop me if I go there.
Bones
I actually watched Coach a few days ago...Thursday? Yeah, Thursday, when it arrived from Netflix. I'll own up and say the only reason I got it is because I really like Hugh Dancy. It was a pretty subpar movie about a trust fund guy who coaches a youth soccer team and meets a nice doctor. Yawn. Not even Hugh's charm could save this overall snooze with a side plot about absentee/hard-working dad and his son.
I started watching Bones...Tuesday, Wednesday? When a friend of mine told me a friend of his was in one episode I've been magnetized since, mostly because I am completely fascinated with the Deschanel accent. I know Zoe has it to, but she doesn't have a 4+ season show available to stream from Netflix, and she is too cutesy. Sometimes the supporting characters can be a little annoying - they're not super developed - and I'm not completely sold on David Boreanaz post-Buffy, but the combo of science and wit is really enjoyable for a straightforward procedural drama, and I'm not worried about my love of those until I pick up NCIS or any Law and Order. Please stop me if I go there.
7.05.2010
Monday, July 5
Party Down, Season Two
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Jennifer's Body
Really I watched all of these on July 4th after a delicious Waffle House breakfast. I prefer Jane Lynch to Megan Mullally on Party Down, but it was still a great season. Not sure what else to say other than boy 10 episodes fly when everyone else is barbecuing away and you are watching people cater an orgy. I'm so sad that it has been canceled. Someone start a campaign to revive it!
Anchorman was on, and so for fun I watched parts of it. I had given myself some distance from the massively over-quoted, over-watched film since it came out, and I was finally able to enjoy it again. Success.
Speaking of success, I experienced the opposite watching Jennifer's Body, Diablo Cody's script about a girl who, after a satanic ritual gone awry, develops a thirst for human blood, preferably pouring out of the mutilated pelvis of a teenage boy. The movie was considered a huge flop, but I actually didn't totally hate it. I can get past Megan Fox's acting -- it was actually appropriate for the role, and even though she is so ridiculously hot, I comfort myself knowing she is married to David Silver from 90210, thus her life can't be much better than mine. Amanda Seyfried played her helpless, moon-faced pal (named Needy) as well as you can when the script calls for you and your gal pal to call each other Monistat and Vagisil. That's the thing though, while Juno was trying with its witty dialogue and pop culture references, Jennifer's Body is reaching for them like I reach for homemade French fries- desperately, obviously and kind of pathetically. There were laughs, but they were outshadowed by otherwise poor dialogue. Surprisingly I actually enjoyed Adam Brody as the leader of a band trying to catch a break, but he's still Seth Cohen to me, no matter how much eyeliner he wears. So was the movie really awful? Depends on your taste. But it's also about the friendship between two young girls who have always been friends even though maybe they don't really have much in common. The thing is, other than looking hot, there is nothing else to Megan Fox's character to make you understand anything about her. She's shallow and pretty unlikeable, but so is Needy.
Due to a half day at work, a great cook out and supply shopping for my new cat, I haven't really watched TV today. What a step. Feels awful.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Jennifer's Body
Really I watched all of these on July 4th after a delicious Waffle House breakfast. I prefer Jane Lynch to Megan Mullally on Party Down, but it was still a great season. Not sure what else to say other than boy 10 episodes fly when everyone else is barbecuing away and you are watching people cater an orgy. I'm so sad that it has been canceled. Someone start a campaign to revive it!
Anchorman was on, and so for fun I watched parts of it. I had given myself some distance from the massively over-quoted, over-watched film since it came out, and I was finally able to enjoy it again. Success.
Speaking of success, I experienced the opposite watching Jennifer's Body, Diablo Cody's script about a girl who, after a satanic ritual gone awry, develops a thirst for human blood, preferably pouring out of the mutilated pelvis of a teenage boy. The movie was considered a huge flop, but I actually didn't totally hate it. I can get past Megan Fox's acting -- it was actually appropriate for the role, and even though she is so ridiculously hot, I comfort myself knowing she is married to David Silver from 90210, thus her life can't be much better than mine. Amanda Seyfried played her helpless, moon-faced pal (named Needy) as well as you can when the script calls for you and your gal pal to call each other Monistat and Vagisil. That's the thing though, while Juno was trying with its witty dialogue and pop culture references, Jennifer's Body is reaching for them like I reach for homemade French fries- desperately, obviously and kind of pathetically. There were laughs, but they were outshadowed by otherwise poor dialogue. Surprisingly I actually enjoyed Adam Brody as the leader of a band trying to catch a break, but he's still Seth Cohen to me, no matter how much eyeliner he wears. So was the movie really awful? Depends on your taste. But it's also about the friendship between two young girls who have always been friends even though maybe they don't really have much in common. The thing is, other than looking hot, there is nothing else to Megan Fox's character to make you understand anything about her. She's shallow and pretty unlikeable, but so is Needy.
Due to a half day at work, a great cook out and supply shopping for my new cat, I haven't really watched TV today. What a step. Feels awful.
7.04.2010
Saturday, 7/2
Party Down
How Much Do You Love Me
Eclipse
Finally got into Party Down. Watched season one in one sitting. That's like 10 episodes and no productivity on a Friday night. I love it. Love Adam Scott. Love Casey. Kind of annoyed by Ron/season one team leader. Love cunty as an adjective. Love the series. Love the idea of idea of getting drunk at all of these events. Can't wait to finish season two.
How Much Do You Love Me is another French film and features the absolutely insanely gorgeous Monica Bellucci. She plays a prostitute being paid $100,000 a month by a man who just won the lottery to be with him -- or did he? And what about Gerard Depardieu as her pimp/husband/boyfriend? Anyway, lots of the gorgeous Bellucci naked/in a lace slip, fucking a guy with a heart condition. Some of the lighting is annoying as they change to reflect actual events/imaginary happenings. But the really annoying part is how everyone excuses anything they say by saying Bellucci's character is beautiful. Duh. She's hot like a thermometer in Athens. Liked it though, overall.
I excuse seeing Eclipse by saying I chugged like 1/3 bottle of wine before I went, but it was pre-meditated. If anything, I will say that my wine buzz made me enjoy the movie more than I might normally. I am more Team Jacob than ever, and I think any time R-Patz is on screen I am annoyed by his non-actual-good-lookingness-ness. I think they casted that wrong. Also, K-Stew looks a little like a less pretty Leighton Meister???? I don't know. Yay for some of the good parts, but I just can't actually like any of these movies for the awful messages they perpetuate about women's behavior. There's a whole generation of tweens who think they should cook dinner every night and never have sex with their boyfriends. Fuck that, that is dumb. Edward is dumb. Bella is totally stupid.
You know what, though? I'm done with that rant. What I'll say about Eclipse is that the close-ups of all the main characters were kind of mesmerizing, I got caught up despite myself, spent a lot of time smiling a secret drunk smile, and honestly, where the fuck did Jasper's Texan accent come from? Two movies and he's barely talk, and now telling his backstory and making snarky, lame ass comments while doing some kind of fight tutorial. Sorry women and toddler that sat next to me, I laughed/made inappropriate comments through the entire film. No regrets. R-Patz is too hairy and not-abby enough to be a really hot vampire. I'll take Eric Northmany any day...or night.
How Much Do You Love Me
Eclipse
Finally got into Party Down. Watched season one in one sitting. That's like 10 episodes and no productivity on a Friday night. I love it. Love Adam Scott. Love Casey. Kind of annoyed by Ron/season one team leader. Love cunty as an adjective. Love the series. Love the idea of idea of getting drunk at all of these events. Can't wait to finish season two.
How Much Do You Love Me is another French film and features the absolutely insanely gorgeous Monica Bellucci. She plays a prostitute being paid $100,000 a month by a man who just won the lottery to be with him -- or did he? And what about Gerard Depardieu as her pimp/husband/boyfriend? Anyway, lots of the gorgeous Bellucci naked/in a lace slip, fucking a guy with a heart condition. Some of the lighting is annoying as they change to reflect actual events/imaginary happenings. But the really annoying part is how everyone excuses anything they say by saying Bellucci's character is beautiful. Duh. She's hot like a thermometer in Athens. Liked it though, overall.
I excuse seeing Eclipse by saying I chugged like 1/3 bottle of wine before I went, but it was pre-meditated. If anything, I will say that my wine buzz made me enjoy the movie more than I might normally. I am more Team Jacob than ever, and I think any time R-Patz is on screen I am annoyed by his non-actual-good-lookingness-ness. I think they casted that wrong. Also, K-Stew looks a little like a less pretty Leighton Meister???? I don't know. Yay for some of the good parts, but I just can't actually like any of these movies for the awful messages they perpetuate about women's behavior. There's a whole generation of tweens who think they should cook dinner every night and never have sex with their boyfriends. Fuck that, that is dumb. Edward is dumb. Bella is totally stupid.
You know what, though? I'm done with that rant. What I'll say about Eclipse is that the close-ups of all the main characters were kind of mesmerizing, I got caught up despite myself, spent a lot of time smiling a secret drunk smile, and honestly, where the fuck did Jasper's Texan accent come from? Two movies and he's barely talk, and now telling his backstory and making snarky, lame ass comments while doing some kind of fight tutorial. Sorry women and toddler that sat next to me, I laughed/made inappropriate comments through the entire film. No regrets. R-Patz is too hairy and not-abby enough to be a really hot vampire. I'll take Eric Northmany any day...or night.
7.01.2010
Thursday, 7/1
The Closet (La placard)
Armored
The Closet is another beautiful gem that Netflix pushed me towards by reminding me I had only one day to watch it! Thank goodness I made the time for this film. Some of my favored French actors, Daniel Auteuil and of course Gerard Depardieu (isn't his name fun to say?) star in this comedy about an accountant who is a drag. Still in love with his wife who left him two years ago, can't get his son to visit, left out of the company photo, Pignon gets fired from...a condom factory! A mewing kitten and talk of jumping off his balcony lead to a visit with a pushy neighbor with a plan - manipulate images from a gay club to feature Pignon and mail them to the company. The pictures are quickly distributed throughout the company, and Pignon is of course kept on. Now, he is interesting, and due to an appearance on the company float during a pride parade, someone his son wants to see. Meanwhile, Depardieu's Santini gets taught a lesson by co-workers fed up with his machismo who tell him if he isn't nicer to Pignon he'll be fired...enter the most awkward lunch ever and a pink cashmere sweater.
What I love about The Closet is how it handles the idea of perception. Pignon does not arrive at work the next day in assless chaps and eyeliner-- he acts exactly the same, and all that changes is how much people gossip about him. And of course, while the film is mostly light, there are larger issues, such as the neighbor who "was fired for the exact same reason you're not." And, honestly, the kitten in the film is so precious, but I have cats on the brain! Fear not subtitles - j'adore this movie!
I'm blaming Armored's appearance in my mailbox on my deep affection for Columbus Short (yeah, the guy from Stomp the Yard). It's a heist movie, plain and incredibly simple, with what could be an amazing cast - Jean Reno, Laurence Fishborne, Skeet Ulrich and of course Matt Dillon, who I actually don't think is very good, but whatever. They drive armored trucks. With a lot of money. But they all need/want money. I mean, Short's Ty has a kid brother to support because they tragically lost both of their parents, and Matt Dillon is Ty's godfather-- which is really fucked up considering how shit plays out. The movie was predictable, which to me isn't a be all end all dealbreaker. What killed was the stilted, unconvincing dialogue that I could basically predict as it tumbled about of the actors' mouths-- you could almost tell it left bad tastes in their mouths. Only surprise in this one was Milo Ventimiglia as a curious-as-a-cat cop. Skip it.
Armored
The Closet is another beautiful gem that Netflix pushed me towards by reminding me I had only one day to watch it! Thank goodness I made the time for this film. Some of my favored French actors, Daniel Auteuil and of course Gerard Depardieu (isn't his name fun to say?) star in this comedy about an accountant who is a drag. Still in love with his wife who left him two years ago, can't get his son to visit, left out of the company photo, Pignon gets fired from...a condom factory! A mewing kitten and talk of jumping off his balcony lead to a visit with a pushy neighbor with a plan - manipulate images from a gay club to feature Pignon and mail them to the company. The pictures are quickly distributed throughout the company, and Pignon is of course kept on. Now, he is interesting, and due to an appearance on the company float during a pride parade, someone his son wants to see. Meanwhile, Depardieu's Santini gets taught a lesson by co-workers fed up with his machismo who tell him if he isn't nicer to Pignon he'll be fired...enter the most awkward lunch ever and a pink cashmere sweater.
What I love about The Closet is how it handles the idea of perception. Pignon does not arrive at work the next day in assless chaps and eyeliner-- he acts exactly the same, and all that changes is how much people gossip about him. And of course, while the film is mostly light, there are larger issues, such as the neighbor who "was fired for the exact same reason you're not." And, honestly, the kitten in the film is so precious, but I have cats on the brain! Fear not subtitles - j'adore this movie!
I'm blaming Armored's appearance in my mailbox on my deep affection for Columbus Short (yeah, the guy from Stomp the Yard). It's a heist movie, plain and incredibly simple, with what could be an amazing cast - Jean Reno, Laurence Fishborne, Skeet Ulrich and of course Matt Dillon, who I actually don't think is very good, but whatever. They drive armored trucks. With a lot of money. But they all need/want money. I mean, Short's Ty has a kid brother to support because they tragically lost both of their parents, and Matt Dillon is Ty's godfather-- which is really fucked up considering how shit plays out. The movie was predictable, which to me isn't a be all end all dealbreaker. What killed was the stilted, unconvincing dialogue that I could basically predict as it tumbled about of the actors' mouths-- you could almost tell it left bad tastes in their mouths. Only surprise in this one was Milo Ventimiglia as a curious-as-a-cat cop. Skip it.
6.30.2010
Wednesday, 6/30
Entourage, Season 6
How I Met Your Mother
Pretty slow day here, very occupied with a possible life changing event, but still made time for my favorite mistress, HBO. I realized I missed the last season of Entourage, so I'm catching up. Nothing spectacular, just random appearance of THIS GIRL from a Lifetime movie in which she had syphilis and got drunk with Emma from DeGrassi. I mean, she looks and is as tall as a 15-year-old, so at least she's on E's level...Honestly, so far it's been kind of boring, and no one has had a good story line in my opinion. Also, I've seen Vince with his shirt off a lot lately, and he really is the anti-movie star. Hey, I'm not judging. If I get two hours of exercise a week it's an accomplishment, but I'm also not a millionaire with the capability of a home gym. Just saying.
Paired a repeat of HIMYM with Ovaltine and toast, aka lazy dinner. Not even an especially good episode (Marshall forgets his pants/Ted re-hooks up with an old, pretentious girlfriend played by Donna from That '70s Show/Sorry, bro), but even the non-winners have good rewatch value.
What a slow day for me and TV, but I'm too excited about other possible life changes. Also distracting is the idea of Johnny Depp in a Doctor Who movie. I am very anti this. David Tennant or bust, bitches!
How I Met Your Mother
Pretty slow day here, very occupied with a possible life changing event, but still made time for my favorite mistress, HBO. I realized I missed the last season of Entourage, so I'm catching up. Nothing spectacular, just random appearance of THIS GIRL from a Lifetime movie in which she had syphilis and got drunk with Emma from DeGrassi. I mean, she looks and is as tall as a 15-year-old, so at least she's on E's level...Honestly, so far it's been kind of boring, and no one has had a good story line in my opinion. Also, I've seen Vince with his shirt off a lot lately, and he really is the anti-movie star. Hey, I'm not judging. If I get two hours of exercise a week it's an accomplishment, but I'm also not a millionaire with the capability of a home gym. Just saying.
Paired a repeat of HIMYM with Ovaltine and toast, aka lazy dinner. Not even an especially good episode (Marshall forgets his pants/Ted re-hooks up with an old, pretentious girlfriend played by Donna from That '70s Show/Sorry, bro), but even the non-winners have good rewatch value.
What a slow day for me and TV, but I'm too excited about other possible life changes. Also distracting is the idea of Johnny Depp in a Doctor Who movie. I am very anti this. David Tennant or bust, bitches!
Tuesday, 6/29
Pretty Little Liars
Lie to Me
The Remains of the Day
Pretty Little Liars continues to be like a recent Britney Spears record. It's a little slutty, but it's so entertaining I can't help but like it. I can only say so much other than:
1. I want my own Mr. Fitz.
2. As much as I am hoes before bros, I kind of want the overachiever to hook up with her sister's ex-fiance.
This show makes me an awful person. Can't wait until next week.
Watched Lie to Me, and even though it's formulaic to the extreme (House + some procedural drama) I've loved Tim Roth since I saw him in The Legend of 1900. Even though his weird hunch and rat teeth are a little weird. Still like the show.
The Remains of the Day just proves that I still can't see Anthony Hopkins without picturing him in a onesie behind a plastic wall. Sorry, bro. I was pushed, ever so gently, by Netflix Instant who told me that this movie would be disappearing from Instant soon, thus lighting a fire under my couch-sitting ass. I liked it. I can't tell you why, as most of it was Anthony Hopkins bringing drinks to a Nazi sympathizer. But, I mean, it won a shit load of awards. Great performance by Hopkins, Emma Thompson, who, in the final scenes by the boardwalk and on the bus completely and totally broke my heart and even Christopher Reeve (random!). And the story is wonderfully told with letters between Thompson and Hopkins, exchanged years after they served together in the Darlington home, remembering old times, glossing over the bad and slowly changing Hopkins' perception of his lifetime of devotion to his household. Lovely, really, and I mean - it's British so you know I'm going to like it. And I work well with time limits, so expect to hear about The Closet, a French film, by July 1st...
Lie to Me
The Remains of the Day
Pretty Little Liars continues to be like a recent Britney Spears record. It's a little slutty, but it's so entertaining I can't help but like it. I can only say so much other than:
1. I want my own Mr. Fitz.
2. As much as I am hoes before bros, I kind of want the overachiever to hook up with her sister's ex-fiance.
This show makes me an awful person. Can't wait until next week.
Watched Lie to Me, and even though it's formulaic to the extreme (House + some procedural drama) I've loved Tim Roth since I saw him in The Legend of 1900. Even though his weird hunch and rat teeth are a little weird. Still like the show.
The Remains of the Day just proves that I still can't see Anthony Hopkins without picturing him in a onesie behind a plastic wall. Sorry, bro. I was pushed, ever so gently, by Netflix Instant who told me that this movie would be disappearing from Instant soon, thus lighting a fire under my couch-sitting ass. I liked it. I can't tell you why, as most of it was Anthony Hopkins bringing drinks to a Nazi sympathizer. But, I mean, it won a shit load of awards. Great performance by Hopkins, Emma Thompson, who, in the final scenes by the boardwalk and on the bus completely and totally broke my heart and even Christopher Reeve (random!). And the story is wonderfully told with letters between Thompson and Hopkins, exchanged years after they served together in the Darlington home, remembering old times, glossing over the bad and slowly changing Hopkins' perception of his lifetime of devotion to his household. Lovely, really, and I mean - it's British so you know I'm going to like it. And I work well with time limits, so expect to hear about The Closet, a French film, by July 1st...
6.27.2010
Sunday, July 27th
Flirting with Forty
Lying to be Perfect
True Blood
Flirting with Forty would have gone really well with a glass of Pathetic, but it was Sunday morning, so I went with a little OJ instead. I can't believe I watched this movie...again. Actually, probably for more than the second time. I always go in thinking, oh, just the first 40 minutes so I see the shirtless guy, and two hours later it's over and I hate myself more than when it started. I have to say, I think my biggest problem with the movie (oh god) is her bitchy friends who obviously care more about what the PTA would say than her overall happiness. And hell, if some guys wants her with her weird face and permanently weighted down by college lips, let him have her. But I mean, taking out the trash in a red bikini and Uggs on New Years? Please, knife me before I watch this again.
Lying to be Perfect, where oh where should I start? I mean, I think it would have gone great with Franzia because I was settling and embarrassed to be seen with it-- and once I started I felt obligated to finish the whole thing. If I'm not mistaken, the main character spent most of her onscreen time in a really unconvincing fat suit. She also spent some time...lying to try to get ahead in her career because her editor wouldn't let her be an advice columnist presumably because she was overweight but wouldn't the picture just be of her face (which is lovely) anyway so what's the big problem other than the need to create a reason for her and two friends to diet together and prove that happiness comes from a smaller jean size and a table by the window? If you thought reading that sentence was tough, you should try watching this movie. Predictable. Not that I always see that as a flaw, and I mean it's on Lifetime, but...ouch. The bright side is after watching Lifetime all day I can feel proud of a few things:
A. I'm not a syphilitic 13-year-old girl with daddy issues.
B. I'm not sleeping with the man that killed my family.
C. I'm not being forced by fake a British accent.
D. I'm not suffering from short-term memory loss and unable to remember my new boyfriend is the man that killed my pregnant identical twin...brother?
Well, maybe the short-term memory loss would be helpful today...
True Blood this week...did not bring Sexy Back, nor would it have paired well with anything. In fact, watching Tara's eyes roll back in her head while her face looks terrified and a very gaunt, British vampire (James Frain aka Forney from Where the Heart Is) does god knows what to her/Bill and Lorena having a very Death Becomes Her moment-- please bring back the Eric dreams. This episode was week filler, the only bright spot of which was the appearance of Alcide, who is far less hairy than you think a were would be. Here's hoping next week is better. Also, reunite Jessica and Hoyt because I'm convinced his good-looking-ness is directly tied to being with Jessica.
Lying to be Perfect
True Blood
Flirting with Forty would have gone really well with a glass of Pathetic, but it was Sunday morning, so I went with a little OJ instead. I can't believe I watched this movie...again. Actually, probably for more than the second time. I always go in thinking, oh, just the first 40 minutes so I see the shirtless guy, and two hours later it's over and I hate myself more than when it started. I have to say, I think my biggest problem with the movie (oh god) is her bitchy friends who obviously care more about what the PTA would say than her overall happiness. And hell, if some guys wants her with her weird face and permanently weighted down by college lips, let him have her. But I mean, taking out the trash in a red bikini and Uggs on New Years? Please, knife me before I watch this again.
Lying to be Perfect, where oh where should I start? I mean, I think it would have gone great with Franzia because I was settling and embarrassed to be seen with it-- and once I started I felt obligated to finish the whole thing. If I'm not mistaken, the main character spent most of her onscreen time in a really unconvincing fat suit. She also spent some time...lying to try to get ahead in her career because her editor wouldn't let her be an advice columnist presumably because she was overweight but wouldn't the picture just be of her face (which is lovely) anyway so what's the big problem other than the need to create a reason for her and two friends to diet together and prove that happiness comes from a smaller jean size and a table by the window? If you thought reading that sentence was tough, you should try watching this movie. Predictable. Not that I always see that as a flaw, and I mean it's on Lifetime, but...ouch. The bright side is after watching Lifetime all day I can feel proud of a few things:
A. I'm not a syphilitic 13-year-old girl with daddy issues.
B. I'm not sleeping with the man that killed my family.
C. I'm not being forced by fake a British accent.
D. I'm not suffering from short-term memory loss and unable to remember my new boyfriend is the man that killed my pregnant identical twin...brother?
Well, maybe the short-term memory loss would be helpful today...
True Blood this week...did not bring Sexy Back, nor would it have paired well with anything. In fact, watching Tara's eyes roll back in her head while her face looks terrified and a very gaunt, British vampire (James Frain aka Forney from Where the Heart Is) does god knows what to her/Bill and Lorena having a very Death Becomes Her moment-- please bring back the Eric dreams. This episode was week filler, the only bright spot of which was the appearance of Alcide, who is far less hairy than you think a were would be. Here's hoping next week is better. Also, reunite Jessica and Hoyt because I'm convinced his good-looking-ness is directly tied to being with Jessica.
6.26.2010
Saturday, 6/26
Saturday, 6/26
USA v. Ghana
Disaster Date
I paired the World Cup match with a lovely Arbor Mist Strawberry Zinfandel. I was only two or three glasses in when, sadly, Ghana scored early on overtime, leading (much) later to a Ghana win. All to the tune of those damn vuvuzelas, which make me thing at any moment a horde of bees are going to attack. But either way, sad.
Disaster date. My friend's BF loves Disaster Date, and while he exercised (lame-- and by that I mean I'm jealous of fitness), I started in one the Bennett Family Russian River, a light chardonnay. I would say more, but really I know nothing about wine other than I prefer white to red and it gets me feeling groovy way faster than beer. We have seen the same guy as the date, waiter and background actor in three in a row. This show is bad and has nothing on Next or, a long, long time ago, Singled Out. That hasn't stopped me from watching an episode per glass (4). Also, a guy was eating pasta during one of the dates, and I am looking quite forward to being driven to a certain downtown restaurant for pasta and delicious )hopefully alcohol absorbent) bread.
USA v. Ghana
Disaster Date
I paired the World Cup match with a lovely Arbor Mist Strawberry Zinfandel. I was only two or three glasses in when, sadly, Ghana scored early on overtime, leading (much) later to a Ghana win. All to the tune of those damn vuvuzelas, which make me thing at any moment a horde of bees are going to attack. But either way, sad.
Disaster date. My friend's BF loves Disaster Date, and while he exercised (lame-- and by that I mean I'm jealous of fitness), I started in one the Bennett Family Russian River, a light chardonnay. I would say more, but really I know nothing about wine other than I prefer white to red and it gets me feeling groovy way faster than beer. We have seen the same guy as the date, waiter and background actor in three in a row. This show is bad and has nothing on Next or, a long, long time ago, Singled Out. That hasn't stopped me from watching an episode per glass (4). Also, a guy was eating pasta during one of the dates, and I am looking quite forward to being driven to a certain downtown restaurant for pasta and delicious )hopefully alcohol absorbent) bread.
Friday, 6/25
Better Off Ted
Fear
Finished the first season of Better Off Ted. I really was so impressed by the show. The dynamic between Phil and Lem almost reminds of me Moss and Roy from The IT Crowd (a British gem that makes me laugh out loud so much I'm sure the neighbors are concerned). My real only complaint about the show is Linda, whose character is kind of lame and do-goody, a presence that has no place in Veridian Dynamics. She's too good, too business casual and honestly too obviously (and not entirely self-aware) of her feelings for Ted-- and she reminds of Busy Phillips, who honestly I have never much cared for and is definitely the worst part of Cougar Town. Oh, and Ted (Jay Harrington) looks kind of like the lead singer from Maroon 5, Adam Levine, but just less Eurotrashy. I'm not saying I don't like it. Overall, very happy with this 13 episode season. The Jabberwocky episode was quite delightful, especially with the dancing by Ted and Veronica. Oh, but the most priceless moment was the revelation of Veronica's secret life as a magician's assistant. Veronica: I can't function here if people know that twice a month I put on half an ounce of spandex and hide a dove in my... let's just say it's not comfortable for me or the dove.
Bravo, can't wait until season two is available to stream or by other (ill-gotten?) means.
Fear was on when I dragged myself home around 1:00? 1:30? 2:00? Not totally sure. This movie has been a horrible guilty pleasure of mine since I first saw it on cable. Young Marky Mark, Reese Witherspoon and Alyssa Milano, not to mention William Petersen (how weird is it to see Gil Grissom sans shirt?) . And, of course, who could forget the roller coaster seen, complete with a "Wild Horses" cover. It's all romance and sloppy kissing until Marky Mark gets a little crazy, breaks into the house and finally gets his by getting nailed with a peace pipe and pushed through a window. Good times.
Fear
Finished the first season of Better Off Ted. I really was so impressed by the show. The dynamic between Phil and Lem almost reminds of me Moss and Roy from The IT Crowd (a British gem that makes me laugh out loud so much I'm sure the neighbors are concerned). My real only complaint about the show is Linda, whose character is kind of lame and do-goody, a presence that has no place in Veridian Dynamics. She's too good, too business casual and honestly too obviously (and not entirely self-aware) of her feelings for Ted-- and she reminds of Busy Phillips, who honestly I have never much cared for and is definitely the worst part of Cougar Town. Oh, and Ted (Jay Harrington) looks kind of like the lead singer from Maroon 5, Adam Levine, but just less Eurotrashy. I'm not saying I don't like it. Overall, very happy with this 13 episode season. The Jabberwocky episode was quite delightful, especially with the dancing by Ted and Veronica. Oh, but the most priceless moment was the revelation of Veronica's secret life as a magician's assistant. Veronica: I can't function here if people know that twice a month I put on half an ounce of spandex and hide a dove in my... let's just say it's not comfortable for me or the dove.
Bravo, can't wait until season two is available to stream or by other (ill-gotten?) means.
Fear was on when I dragged myself home around 1:00? 1:30? 2:00? Not totally sure. This movie has been a horrible guilty pleasure of mine since I first saw it on cable. Young Marky Mark, Reese Witherspoon and Alyssa Milano, not to mention William Petersen (how weird is it to see Gil Grissom sans shirt?) . And, of course, who could forget the roller coaster seen, complete with a "Wild Horses" cover. It's all romance and sloppy kissing until Marky Mark gets a little crazy, breaks into the house and finally gets his by getting nailed with a peace pipe and pushed through a window. Good times.
6.24.2010
Thursday, 6/24
Bluebeard
Better Off Ted
Bluebeard is a beautiful story by French director Catherine Breillat. In the 1950s, two girls read the story of two sisters who lived a long time ago and how their fates entangled with that of the monstrous Bluebeard. Bluebeard likes his wives young and mysteriously disappeared early in the marriage. The younger of the two sisters, Marie-Catherine, in the 17th century, marries Bluebeard and prances about the castle in a carefree way only a girl who has always wanted to be rich and have jewels while being incredibly unconcerned of the fates of those before her can. Equally entertaining are the two more contemporary sisters. One reads aloud the tale while the other squirms, uncomfortable with the story. The film is visually mesmerizing, and the only thing more surprising than Marie-Catherine's fate is that of the young girls in the 1950s - it's a jolt so sudden, so blink and you'll miss it, that it reminds me that this is the director of Romance X, Fat Girl and other radically feminist films that have been turning heads for over 30 years.
I had seen the pilot for Better Off Ted, enjoyed it, seen an Arrested Development alum and figured I better not get too attached because it would be canceled ASAP. But, through Netflix Instant, I took in a couple of episodes. I'm already tired of Linda and Ted, but I love the lab team of Lem and Phil. I'll keep it in mind for taking in with my morning waffle.
Better Off Ted
Bluebeard is a beautiful story by French director Catherine Breillat. In the 1950s, two girls read the story of two sisters who lived a long time ago and how their fates entangled with that of the monstrous Bluebeard. Bluebeard likes his wives young and mysteriously disappeared early in the marriage. The younger of the two sisters, Marie-Catherine, in the 17th century, marries Bluebeard and prances about the castle in a carefree way only a girl who has always wanted to be rich and have jewels while being incredibly unconcerned of the fates of those before her can. Equally entertaining are the two more contemporary sisters. One reads aloud the tale while the other squirms, uncomfortable with the story. The film is visually mesmerizing, and the only thing more surprising than Marie-Catherine's fate is that of the young girls in the 1950s - it's a jolt so sudden, so blink and you'll miss it, that it reminds me that this is the director of Romance X, Fat Girl and other radically feminist films that have been turning heads for over 30 years.
I had seen the pilot for Better Off Ted, enjoyed it, seen an Arrested Development alum and figured I better not get too attached because it would be canceled ASAP. But, through Netflix Instant, I took in a couple of episodes. I'm already tired of Linda and Ted, but I love the lab team of Lem and Phil. I'll keep it in mind for taking in with my morning waffle.
Pre-6/24
Wednesday, 6/23
The Good Guy
Coco Before Chanel
TiMER
The Good Guy, a mindless, 20-something dramedy starring Alexis Bledel and Bryan Greenberg, both of whom I have a soft spot for, was worth watching kind of like five cookies at midnight are worth eating. You enjoy it at the time, but you wake up knowing you could have done without. Though Greenberg is always earnest and believable as the guy in love with his friend's girl, Bledel (who I love, love, love from Gilmore Girls but have trouble believing since) comes off as kind of empty and seems like she's acting too hard at acting. I mean, of course I'm happy I watched it, but it was not good, especially the narration by third main character who I guess is some kind of big deal from Friday Night Lights. Oh, and it has the chick from My Girl, all grown up and acting a hot mess who can't hold on to her purse...or man. Downgrade.
Coco Before Chanel. I love Audrey Tautou. I do. She glows from within, lights up the screen But I actually didn't love this telling of Coco's early life. It was fun, trying, sad to see her pass herself from man to man, but I don't know if I should blame the make-up artist or hair stylist (or maybe some person on set looking for authenticity) for Tautou's lack of sparkle. I get it, Chanel believes in simplicity, not wearing a fruit basket for a hat, but Tautou's performance was kind of flat and had no sparkle, even when she was in the arms of Boy.
TiMER. Oh wow, in the future we get clocks stamped into our wrists that tell us the day we'll meet our soulmate, or so says the premise of this futuristic rom-com starring Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Emma Caulfield as a woman whose TiMER is blank. She passes time by taking all potential suitors to get a TiMER, then is disappointed when hers remains blank. She meets a cute little grocery guy (who is of course in a band) with four months on his TiMER, a time limit on their relationship, and decides to let go and have fun. It's an interesting premise, and the movie could have been much more excellent if it hadn't been quite so tongue in cheek about the ridiculous concept. Though actually I enjoyed the film, once I got past the whole "woman on a quest to meet her soulmate because otherwise what is life" thing. Probably my favorite of the day.
Tuesday, 6/22
Pretty Little Liars
Gravity
Merlin, Season Two
No pint night led to me watching Pretty Little Liars and Gravity on Tuesday instead of Wednesday (thank you, higher power, for giving me a friend with DVR). I have to say, despite most of the Pretty Little Liars looking just a few years shy from Botox (seriously! Some of these girls are 30 years old!), it's a highly entertaining, if empty and predictable, show. But just because you see what's going to happen from a mile away, that doesn't make it less enjoyable to watch.
Gravity, a great original series from Starz, was really lovely this week with a wrenching, if horribly sappy, speech from Lilly. If you would have told me I'd be watching a show about a support group for failed suicide attemptees -- well, forge that because I love the premise. The characters are (haha) alive, and I must say I am very impressed with the Starz original programming of late. I'm talking to you, Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
And of course I finished up the last of Merlin, season two, which, though formulaic, I have been enjoying the dragon out of. The last episode was bittersweet, but no matter. I love the rapport between Gaius and Merlin (Colin Morgan) - who is always dressed like a hipster of contemporary times with his colorful tunic and neckerchief. They really have a bond like family, and watching Merlin struggle with his own family, especially in the face of Arthur's endless barrage of sarcasm. Love it.
Monday, June 21
Prison Break, Season Three
I need to stop trying to watch this show. I loved season one, survived season two, and season three is so off-base I stopped watching it like two months ago. I returned after one too many drinks only to realize I really can't stand watching Michael Scofield sweat through his shirt anymore while his brother fails at looking like he has a brain to think with.***
*** I reserve the right to take this back and watch the rest of season three any time I want.
The Good Guy
Coco Before Chanel
TiMER
The Good Guy, a mindless, 20-something dramedy starring Alexis Bledel and Bryan Greenberg, both of whom I have a soft spot for, was worth watching kind of like five cookies at midnight are worth eating. You enjoy it at the time, but you wake up knowing you could have done without. Though Greenberg is always earnest and believable as the guy in love with his friend's girl, Bledel (who I love, love, love from Gilmore Girls but have trouble believing since) comes off as kind of empty and seems like she's acting too hard at acting. I mean, of course I'm happy I watched it, but it was not good, especially the narration by third main character who I guess is some kind of big deal from Friday Night Lights. Oh, and it has the chick from My Girl, all grown up and acting a hot mess who can't hold on to her purse...or man. Downgrade.
Coco Before Chanel. I love Audrey Tautou. I do. She glows from within, lights up the screen But I actually didn't love this telling of Coco's early life. It was fun, trying, sad to see her pass herself from man to man, but I don't know if I should blame the make-up artist or hair stylist (or maybe some person on set looking for authenticity) for Tautou's lack of sparkle. I get it, Chanel believes in simplicity, not wearing a fruit basket for a hat, but Tautou's performance was kind of flat and had no sparkle, even when she was in the arms of Boy.
TiMER. Oh wow, in the future we get clocks stamped into our wrists that tell us the day we'll meet our soulmate, or so says the premise of this futuristic rom-com starring Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Emma Caulfield as a woman whose TiMER is blank. She passes time by taking all potential suitors to get a TiMER, then is disappointed when hers remains blank. She meets a cute little grocery guy (who is of course in a band) with four months on his TiMER, a time limit on their relationship, and decides to let go and have fun. It's an interesting premise, and the movie could have been much more excellent if it hadn't been quite so tongue in cheek about the ridiculous concept. Though actually I enjoyed the film, once I got past the whole "woman on a quest to meet her soulmate because otherwise what is life" thing. Probably my favorite of the day.
Tuesday, 6/22
Pretty Little Liars
Gravity
Merlin, Season Two
No pint night led to me watching Pretty Little Liars and Gravity on Tuesday instead of Wednesday (thank you, higher power, for giving me a friend with DVR). I have to say, despite most of the Pretty Little Liars looking just a few years shy from Botox (seriously! Some of these girls are 30 years old!), it's a highly entertaining, if empty and predictable, show. But just because you see what's going to happen from a mile away, that doesn't make it less enjoyable to watch.
Gravity, a great original series from Starz, was really lovely this week with a wrenching, if horribly sappy, speech from Lilly. If you would have told me I'd be watching a show about a support group for failed suicide attemptees -- well, forge that because I love the premise. The characters are (haha) alive, and I must say I am very impressed with the Starz original programming of late. I'm talking to you, Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
And of course I finished up the last of Merlin, season two, which, though formulaic, I have been enjoying the dragon out of. The last episode was bittersweet, but no matter. I love the rapport between Gaius and Merlin (Colin Morgan) - who is always dressed like a hipster of contemporary times with his colorful tunic and neckerchief. They really have a bond like family, and watching Merlin struggle with his own family, especially in the face of Arthur's endless barrage of sarcasm. Love it.
Monday, June 21
Prison Break, Season Three
I need to stop trying to watch this show. I loved season one, survived season two, and season three is so off-base I stopped watching it like two months ago. I returned after one too many drinks only to realize I really can't stand watching Michael Scofield sweat through his shirt anymore while his brother fails at looking like he has a brain to think with.***
*** I reserve the right to take this back and watch the rest of season three any time I want.
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